Ninja Borg RPG

NINJA BORG delivers the most awesome experience in RPG history: the ninja experience. But not just any ninja experience. It’s a ninja experience inspired by and built on early 2000s memes and ’80s action movies—intentionally foregoing any pretense of historical reference or “accuracy” whatsoever. In short, the authentic ninja experience. 

Powered by the proprietary Real Fucking Simple System, the base mechanics fit on a single page, but the book includes expanded rules for even-more-epic ninja action. It also features rosters of enemies and allies, tables for creating ninjas, a conversion guide for Mörk Borg–compatible content, a mission generator, and an introductory mission. Players only need a standard set of gaming dice to start chopping heads and doing sweet backflips.

What is inside?

• Quick and easy rules for creating and playing your ninja so you can immediately start stabbing and chopping heads
• d20 tables of:
  • Badass ninja weapons like swords, laser bo staffs, and tigers
  • Sweet ninja swag like smoke bombs, motorcycles, and taco platters
  • Mystical ninja powers that let you fly, make your enemies crap their pants, and summon swarms of ghost ninjas
• Even more tables for
  • Ninja names—over 2 billion of them, as a matter of fact
  • Ninja backstories—more than 94 trillion possibilities, because every ninja is unique like a snowflake
  • Ninja catchphrases so you’ll never be at a loss for a witty one-liner right before you rip someone’s heart out through their face
  • Ninja missions with over 100 septillion (1.66433875034112e+26) potential missions, ensuring no ninja will ever be bored
• Douchebag enemies like bears, mullet cowboys, and Space Dracula
• Awesome allies like hot babes, hippos, and T-rexes
• A conversion guide so you can make all your Borg content even better by playing as ninjas
• A boner-popping introductory mission: O Ninja! My Ninja! Destroy All Ninjas: All-Out-Attack Ninja Termination Apocalypse of Final Ninja Doom